hula hoop

i read somewhere that japan once banned the hula hoop because the rotating hip action seemed indecent. i say to hell with it. the dancing i do in my kitchen alone has the sort of "rotating hip action" that would make a japanese government official go weak in the knees...and world, lets by honest...i am NO dancer. i've come to the realization that hula hooping is the perfect recreational sport for someone who has little athletic ability (me) and large "hips of steel" to match (also me). has brittney finally found the hobby she has always been looking for? well world, we can only hope.