any holiday that combines staying up late, eating lots of candy, scaring people at random and (typically) dancing like a freak is okay by me. **btw, i'd like to clarify that dancing like a freak is actually dancing like a freak--i'm too awkward to look good while dancin' **
that being said, few things stress me out more than choosing a costume. sadly, girls have two options: slutty or slutty. personally, i like to go with slutty.
but seriously, i take my costume selection very seriously and i dont want to mess around with choosing something ridiculous. for years now i have wanted to dress up like harry potter--no, not hermione, but the man himself. i long to wear john lennon glasses with a bad ass scar on my forehead but for some reason, dressing up like a little boy isn't acceptable. rather, i can choose between sexy ghost, sexy nurse or sexy nun. mmm.
as i started putting my costume options together (in july) i came up with a pretty legitimate list. sexy? maybe not. these may be more socially acceptable than HP though.
1. candy corn. adorable and coincidently my favorite candy.
2. sonics baller. i have yet to pay homage to my beloved basketball team (may they rest in peace).
3. ke$ha. trashy. dirty. i assumed i would carry my own alc around in my purse to save $$ anyways and i figure i can swing carrying jack and a tooth brush around as part of my get up.
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